I don’t like when people say things are a “waste of time”. Time cannot be wasted or utilized; it doesn’t even exist. Clocks exist. Everything else is simply the air changing with the seasons. Time was created for mankind’s convenience and the tracking of their deaths, but nature wastes nothing.
Since today is user-submitted content day, I’d like to go over my predictions for what Kirby will look like when inhaling Animal Crossing’s Villager. Why just the villager? Because most of the other Newcomer transformation looks would most likely pretty self-explanatory (Megaman’s helmet, a little Greninja hat, Wii Fit Trainer’s hair, Lil Mac’s hair, Rosalina’s crown…) but my prediction for villager is quite a bit more complicated than those, so listen up. I predict that when Villager is inhaled, Kirby might look like this: